pauljay:

Name That Puppy!

We had some friends over for a BBQ yesterday, and introduced everybody to the little puppy we’re fostering-to-adopt, and asked them to suggest potential names.

What follows is the transcription of a list that covered both sides of a piece of paper by the end of the night. Some of these are from good friends, some from kindly folk we had just met, and some, I’m pretty sure, are from random homeless people who wandered into our house looking for empty bottles and used aluminum foil.

Which will it be? Keep in mind the puppy is male and likely to end up a fairly small dog. Here we go:

Beans

Nibbler

Inspector Pancakes

Snacks

Zoidberg

Puppito

Scrappity

Columbo

Jambi

Xerxes

Pickles

Mrs. Squishels

Mr. Balls

Slavelabour

Chomsky

Crud

Beattle

Skin

Grundle

Lord Waffles

Bonkers

Douglas Fairbanks

Inspector Spacetime

Rebecca Addelman

Riggins

Moose

Josh Androsky

Perfect

Lieutenant Dan

Worthless

Shitbag Face

Coffee

Zuul

Comics Unleashed

Byron Allen

Herman Weintraub

Renley

President Barack Obama

Backstreet Boys

Charles

Count Barkula

The Darkness

Black Dog

Senator Cuddlebreath

Blackhawk

Funkadelic

Tron

Ramón

Frankie Giovanni

Will Weldon

Ding Dong

4426091

Jeffy

The Doctor

Darrell/Daryl

Spud Webb

Frodo

Gus

Luc Radu

Pittsburgh

Euroboy

Scooter

Lyle

Maynard

Motorcycle Max

Computer

Frank

Chuck

Boozer

Natalie

Mittens

Cap’n Grabass

Bark Maron

Sebastian From The Little Mermaid

Riggs

Blacko

Blackee

Karate [this was written in giant letters across the entire upper third of the page]

Otter

El DeBarge

2 Live Pooch

Monster

Scottie Pippen

Chester Copperpot

Conway Twitty

Bocephus

Peter DUNKlage

Good Time 69

Budgley Shumpster

Blerg

King Hippo

Dentures

Puddles

Mr. Wizard

Nick Jr.

Garbage Factory

Horse Glue

Admiral Dog

Might Be Racist

Frederick Doglass

Booker T. Puppington

Kris Kross

Booger

Wild Thing

[illegible: possibly “Edamame”?]

Slut Bunwalla

Recession Naps

George Lazenby

Mr. Plow

Mr. Cran-tastic

Humphrey

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bryankonietzko:

It seems like on Tumblr you can’t reblog an answer to a question from someone’s ask box (or at least I’m too old to figure out how), so I’m reposting this from my good friend, Korra Book 2 director, and cantankerous old fart, Colin Heck. The screengrab below is from me, another cantankerous old fart. Now excuse me while I go email Warpaint:

Dear Warpaint,

I can’t wait for your new album. I hear Flood is producing it. My body is not ready. I have too many feels. I know you are still working on the album, but please send me all the chords and lyrics right now. MUST. HAVE. NOW. K, thanks.

Lurv,

Bryan XD

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lunatictoons:

Heaven Scent

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lunatictoons:

Heaven Scent

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thefluffingtonpost:

PHOTO OP: Best Friends Forever

Nigel and Layla.

Via thearay.

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bamboostation:

sacrificeourlove:

Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it?

Haha Him XD

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nchl:

theycallmediamondback:

molto-bene-on-my-pene:

onehalfprince:

geekingabout:

WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!

Everyone else can go home

AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGHGHGHGH

Greatest Cosplay of our time

So much yes.

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